Reply #22: Well, here's another laugh and a half

[Pab Sungenis]

My message text:

If you ever hope to keep me as a listener of any service you ever offer, you'll turn off these autoresponders and actually read the messages.

And their response:

Thanks for the feedback! At SIRIUS, our customers matter - that's why we love hearing from you. When one of our valued customers expresses an idea or opinion that would help allow us to better tailor our service to reflect your needs, we listen. Rest assured, we have made your concerns heard by our programmers, and they are further reviewing it. You may receive a subsequent response from them about your concerns.

We here at SIRIUS do sincerely appreciate your feedback about our channels and on-air personalities. We continually work to provide our listeners with a wide range of music in virtually every genre along with a variety of news, sports, talk, comedy, and family programs. Our channels are designed to please listeners of every listening preference.

Pab, if at any time you have any more questions or concerns, please
don't hesitate to contact our toll-free Customer Care line, 24 hours a
day, 7 days a week, at:

1-888-539-SIRIUS (7474)

Or, via e-mail, at:

[e-mail]

Your feedback regarding our programming is extremely important to us.
We are dedicated to providing the most variety and best listening
experience available anywhere.

Sincerely,

Sam
SIRIUS Customer Care Agent

Visit us on the web at www.sirius.com

Sigh. So much for SIRIUS.