Reply #1: Joke told to me by an Isreali friend

[SammyBlue]

Yassar Arafat had a dream one night. In it, Allah appeared before him and said:

"Yassar, you've done so much in my name. . .so much good for your people. As a result, I will grant you the answer to one question."

Yassar thought for a few minutes then asked:

"On what day will I die?"

"Oh, Yassar, you will die soon on a Jewish holiday."

"So I will die on Passover?"

"No, not Passover."

"Then it's Yom Kippur?"

"No, I don't believe you will die on Yom Kippur either."

"Then, please, Allah, what Jewish holiday will I die on?"

"Yassar, the day you die, it will be a Jewish holiday."

Think about it for a second. It took me about thirty seconds to understand.