Reply #82: Then you haven't seen Bunnypants in action,

[DulceDecorum]

and HE,
Captain Bunnypants,
backs up YOUR acount to the max.

There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.
-- Washington DC, May 11, 2001.

Sweet Pea,
if you are indeed desirous of seeing
"a succinct, to-the-point and technically cogent analysis of the facts of this case in such an unimpeachable and absolutley brilliant presentation"
then I suppose the statement uttered by Cheney to Sen. Patrick J. Leahy.

"Fuck yourself,"
said the man who is a heartbeat from the presidency.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3699-2004Jun24.html
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A6025-2004Jun25.html

Mr. Cheney happens to be an expert on this subject.
His harem which consists of four girlfriends and a thumb,
which fact explains at least one of his foibles.

Moreover, Mr. Cheney is no natural politician. When he joined the Bush campaign, its organisers had planned some traditional meet-and-greet events, only to be told by his minders that
"Mr Cheney does not like to shake hands".
http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,951432,00.html

However, it seems that all that Mr. Cheney
wants us to know about September 11, is -- NOTHING.

On Meet the Press on Sept. 19, 2002, Moderator Tim Russert asked Dick Cheney about a charge made by then-Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle "that you called him several times and urged him not to investigate the events of Sept. 11."
"Tom's wrong," the vice president said. "I think in this case -- well, let's say a misinterpretation. What I did do was work, at the direction of the president, with the leadership of the Intelligence committees to say, 'We prefer to work with the Intelligence committees.'"
http://www.alternet.org/story/17816

We are therefore convinced that there is something being hidden from us
and we wonder as to the apparent culpability of a certain cave-dweller.