How Kerry can win the debate and the presidency.

[BillZBubb]

Tonight, Bush* will try to use humor to lessen the impact of his disaster in the last debate. He will also try to mock Kerry.

After Bush* answers the first question about Iraq, Kerry should say the following:

"Eighteen months ago, when his country was near defeat, one Iraqi spokesman stood unmoved before the world. Despite being shown footage of American troops holding parts of Baghdad, he continued to insist Baghdad was totally defended. This and other off base comments earned him the nickname Baghdad Bob."

"The president of the United States, in spite of being told time and again that the situation in Iraq is deteriorating insists that things are really getting better. In spite of being told that his claim that Iraq had Weapons of Mass Destruction is wrong, he still won't admit the error."

"Mr. President, you are in danger of becoming Baghdad Bush*!"