BLUE STATES; you CONTROL ALL the GOOD STUFF...

[LynnTheDem]

With the Blue States in hand, the Democrats have firm control of 80% of the nation's fresh water, over 90% of our pineapple and
lettuce, 93% of the artichoke production, 95% of America's export
quality wines, 90% of all cheese production, most of the US low-sulfur
coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus UC-Berkeley, Stanford, CalTech and MIT.

We also have the majority of wealth and GDP.

Not to mention all the garlic, San Francisco Sourdough Bread and good
grapes to go with all our cheese & wine.

We can live simply but well.

On the other hand, the Red States now have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care cost spike),
92% of all US mosquitoes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, 100% of all
Televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson
and the presidency.

Feel better now? :D

(emailed to me, no link)