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The Republicans might as well nominate an ape ... oh, wait, they've already done that, and he won.
Hmm ...
Okay, Newt would have to become a "Christian" (by the right-wing definition) in order to become a viable candidate. He would have to be born again and make some schmaltzy speech about finding Christ and turning his back on sin. He could never pull this off ...
Oh, wait ... They did that with Bush, and it worked, and a Christian ape was selected by the Supreme Court and then "re"-elected by the faithful.
Ergo, the Republicans can run anybody, and as long as they can demonize "liberals" and make "sin" and "patriotism" the issues, their candidate will win.
So ... don't laugh off the warty toadfrog Newt.
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