What will it take to Sack Iran?

[The Doctor.]

I have no qualms about telling friends and family we're gearing up to invade Iran.

We must if we want to save the Dollar and maintain any leverage over our debtors.

So they tell me, "There's no way we'll attack Iran - another war? -No way."

Those who are informed remind me that Iran has already started to bend over backwards to comply with non-proliferation rules.

I say, "Sure they probably have some enriched uranium somewhere, but even if they turn it over, we'll ask for 'the rest of it'.
But don't you worry, there'll be some kind of catalyzing event to roll us into that one - something REALLY neat!
Something terrible will happen to us and we'll say it had something to do with them.
They'll swear upside-down, sideways, backwards, inside-out, and on Allah's balls that they had nothing to do with it."

"Then we will show the 'proof' (courtesy of the Office of Special Plans) that they had a hand, or they harbor those that did.
This will be followed by a rain of Massive Ordinance Air Burst bombs on various targets in Iran and subsequent invasion from two fronts.

Oh, and of course there will be a draft instated due to the heinous nature of the 'crime' perpetrated 'by them' 'against us'."

I highly recommend telling all your friends and family (especially the wing-nuts), that something TERRIBLE is going to happen to get us into Iran.

It is my hope that if there is enough dialogue EXPECTING a catastrophe that we might AVOID one altogether.

I'd rather be crazy on the off-chance it might prevent something, than 'normal' and wait around for it.

Besides... It'll be SO MUCH FUN to say "I told you so." when it does happen.