Republican sex scandals

[Geoff R. Casavant]

Fellow DUers, I need your aid.

I was just listening to Scott Simon and Daniel Schorr on NPR, Daniel made the standard line that Repubs had all the money scandals and Dems had all the sex scandals. Scott replied that he could recall a number of Dem money scandals, but couldn't recall any R sex scandals.

I'd like to set him straight.

I know of Ryan, the candidate who forced his wife to have sex with other folks watching, and the gay mayor in Washington (name?) who went spelunking for tail on government time, and of course Jeff Gannon's moonlighting as a reporter in between manwhore gigs, but I'd like to send a much, much larger list.

I know you won't let me down.