DU tribute to Tom "the hammer" DeLay: a going away song.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

would anyone like to buy a slightly used hammer?

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening ... all over this land,
I'd hammer out bribes
I'd hammer out a plea bargain
I'd hammer out cash between all of my brothers and my sisters
All over this land.

If I had a bell
I'd ring it in the morning
I'd ring it in the evening ... all over this land,
I'd ring out the Natives
I'd ring out all their cash
I'd ring a dinner bell for all my brothers and my sisters
All over this land.

If I had a song
I'd sing it in the morning
I'd sing it in the evening ... all over this world,
I'd sing like a bird in court
I'd sing out like a squealing pig
I'd sing out woes for all of my brothers and my sisters
All over this land.

If I was the hammer
And I had his bell
I'd squeal like him with a song to sing ... all over this land,
The Hammer's getting justice
It's a bell of jail time
It's a song about cash between all his brothers and my sisters
All over this land.