Did McCain Choose His Running Mate Based on Who Would Provide the Most Entertainment for DU?

[Frank Booth]

I'm seriously beginning to run out of other explanations.

This lady is almost perfect:

-The whole strange pregnancy saga, including flying 7 hours while in labor, and finally the disclosure of the teenage daughter's pregnancy

-Subordinating the rule of law for purposes of escalating a family dispute by unlawfully pressuring the public safety commissioner to fire her ex-brother-in-law

-The completely bizarre revelation that she's a pro-Alaska Manchurian candidate

-Her snowmobilin' husband Daryl's DUI

-Screwing up the whole "maverick" label by getting endorsements from Ted Stevens; supporting the Bridge to Nowhere; and, as mayor of Wasilla, hiring a lobbying firm to secure $15 million in funding for a rail project for a town of 6000

-Advocating the slaughter of polar bears so that the poor oil companies have more room to drill

-The claim that she's got foreign policy experience cuz she lived kinda close to Russia

I think we all owe John McCain a big debt of gratitude for this one. This is great! The surprises just never stop coming!