So Bush is A Cowboy? Really?

[Xipe Totec]

So has anybody ever seen a picture of the shrub mounted on a horse? Even one of those little ponies from the fair? This is so confusing to me:

Claims to be a cowboy, but has never ridden a horse.

Claims people rather have a beer with him than Kerry, but he's on the wagon.

Says he's a Texan, but was born in Connecticut.

Claims to be a war hero, but weaseled his way into the Texas ANG to avoid going to Vietnam.

His sins were forgiven when he was born again, but mocked a woman in death row when she found Jesus, and fried her anyway.

Is this the kind of two faced son of a bitch we want in the White House?

I'd tell him to ride off into the sunset, but he would not know how.



http://www.twofacedbush.com/