Reply #5: I'll try to tally up the nutty/stupid/scary things he's said:

[TwilightGardener]

1) Concentration-camp weight loss joke
2) Razor blade-bathtub-suicide joke
3) Hillary Clinton should get "her lips off of Soros' butt" and instead praise General Petraeus, so that he cooperates with her as Commander in Chief.
4) Michael-Vick-at-Westminster-dog-show joke (although Hucky's son was charged with torturing a dog and slitting its throat)
5) Heaven will be full of guns and duck hunting (pandering to NRA)
6) Inner-city gang kids should carry weapons to lessen violence
7) "I would have to weigh the Constitution against my conscience" during Repub debate.
8) Even if Congress tells him no, he would take military action against Iran anyway if he thought it best.
9) Asked about shirtless Putin photo, said he'd rather see a shirtless Scarlett Johannson (very Presidential, Mike--make sure they know you're not a homo!).
10) Corn subsidies are vital for national security
11) "If science and God are in conflict, I'll stick with God
12) Gays marrying is one step away from marrying your children or your dog.

There's more, I just can't remember them all. This man is as stupid as GWB--maybe stupider, because Chimpy is a more careful politician.