Macho men: Who’s tougher in the Kerry v. Bush battle?

[The Straight Story]

American Presidents are expected to have the swagger of John Wayne, the steel spine of Achilles, and the courage of Pat Tillmen.

That’s why Jimmy Carter was a gutless failure.

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In the end it is clear that neither candidate warrants the title of macho man. So when all is said and done, I’ll probably waste my vote on John McCain. After all, any guy tough enough to endure years of torture inside the Hanoi Hilton can handle Al-Qaeda.

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Nicky Hernandez is a former private investigator available for comment at [e-mail].