Reply #9: The Gay is a mysterious creature, elusive and predatory by nature

[Nevernose]

The Gay usually disguises itself as one of its prey, lurking in wait in a public place to lure the young of human beings. Schools, churches, Scouting organizations: all are known to be hunting grounds for that most perfidious of beasts: The Gay. With but a kind word, a friendly attitude, and a seemingly well-reasoned comment, one of The Gays has the power to instantly infect a human child, forever turning him into a member of the pack of Gays.

(Did you picture that with a British TV naturalist voice? 'Cause that's how I wrote it.)