Reply #31: Their show is a joke...

[LowerManhattanite]

...and they realize they're on the wane what with Rachel Maddow's (who Scarborough utterly despises as she's embarrassed him numerous times on his nighttime show with her intellect exposing his emotion-fueled idiocy) star on the ascent and the daily domestic violence episode of “COPS” (Where Joe kicks Mika's ass figuratively, she bleats out a weak cry for help and then defends him when “the law” (a.k.a. us) comes down on him) that is “Morning Joe” sucking wind and ass. He admitted he's in a shitty mood today with his “When I wake up and feel like killing myself I don't wear a tie” remark, and his bleating about how he only got two hours of sleep last night—evidently up late “poll-fishing” for diamonds in Lake Shittamonga.

Looks like he's gonna be a real pill to deal with on Wednesday morning—hide the breakables, and Mika's gonna be a bloodshot-eyed mess, reeking of cheap school sale chocolate bars and off-brand vodka.

I will celebrate their unhappiness giddily.