Reply #9: aye ahm aroon' noo an' again

[McKenzie]

it's been a gey sair fecht the last filie tho; ahm scunnered wi' the weet an' cauld withir oor the past filie. Oh aye, an yon bamstick Blair's been girnin' aboot Gogs Broon an' the ithir wye aroon'. Twa gowks. Mony o' Blair's feil policies are jist a damned scunner. (translation service - yes, I'm around now and again...it has been very taxing for the last while though; I'm fed up with the wet and cold weather over the last while. Oh yes, and that idiot Blair has been moaning about Gordon Brown and the other way around. Two fools. Many of Blair's stupid policies are just a pain in the ass.)

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Seriously, please come and visit us. We've stopped eating babies and we promise we won't make you eat haggis (they are now a protected species anyway)Go to Sutherland and Wester Ross and chill out. World class trout fishing there if you are an angler like myself, great for bicycle/motorcycle touring. If you have time get a charter boat out to the St Kilda archipelago (spelling?). I spent a week diving there and it was one of the most pleasurable things I've ever done; I had gannets diving past me around Boreray, the sea cliffs on Hirta are the highest in western Europe (I think!) and if you go onto Dun during darkness in May you'll see Storm Petrels. Iona Abbey is another wonderfully serene place to visit.