Happy Yule to all you heathens

[toddaa]

For those pagans following Nordic traditions, enjoy Mother night. I've got a bottle of homebrewed mead in the cellar and will toast all of you tonight.

For everyone else, let's set aside are acrimonious differences and remember that we all breath the same universal breath and this is the time we remember the circle of life. Even us godless heathen scum (which is pretty much just me) can appreciate the solemnity of the changing of the seasons.

Oh, fuck Bill O'Rielly. Merry Christmas, Christians!

Finally, and most importantly, FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!! You people drive my up the wall, so that should cover the airing of grievances.