No sideshows as Red Sox go to work

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The Boston Red Sox have spawned a Nation with satellite states around the globe. Franchise garb is worn by most school teachers in New England and the ball club has sold out 468 consecutive home games. The Sox today open their 109th season against Tampa at Fenway Park, weather permitting, and another postseason run is expected.

But wouldn't you agree that they've become just a tad . . . bland? Despite all the success and popularity, hasn't some of the color faded from these carmine hose?
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Once a roster peppered with divas, blogboys, and Jesus action figures, the Red Sox of 2009 are downright button-down.

Think about it: Would any of you recognize left fielder Jason Bay if he knocked on your door selling candy bars for a school band trip?

Bay doesn't blog, doesn't relieve himself inside the Green Monster, and has not asked to be traded. All he does is play baseball the way baseball is supposed to be played. Which is why he's coveted by Theo Epstein, the general manager/master of the universe who has put his flatline stamp on Boston's once-chaotic clubhouse.

"I think when you have 25 guys working hard, playing selflessly with a common goal, it's anything but boring," says the franchise architect. "I find it meaningful and invigorating when that happens."

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