Reply #12: Jesus loves you

[FM Arouet666]

But he don't love intelligent design. Kansas is next, those pilgrims decided to redefine science to further the ignorant claims behind (un)intelligent design. Science no longer looks for explanations in the natural world? Woo fucking Woo :woohoo:. The scriptures will guide you, so will tarot cards, chicken bones and my aunt Minnie's trick knee. What a load of horse manurer. I too was pleased with the court ruling today, but I am still pretty damn pissed off that there is a debate about a scientific theory which has mountains of supporting evidence. Redefine science? How about we redefine religion.

Religion: an irrational belief system predicated upon an ancient treatise organized by two principal groups, a follower group motivated by a fear of death, lack of intellect, and tendency to abrogate responsibility to any authority, real or imaginary. And a ruling group characterized by avarice, lust for power, bad hair and make up, the holier-than-thou Machiavellian.

Oops, that is not a redefinition, that is a fact. And speaking of bad make up, what ever happened to Tammy Faye Baker? I was thinking of making a Tammy Faye action doll for christians, I could make a fortune. Squeeze it and hear the gospel as the face slowly melts into a masquerera nightmare, Quasimodo would be proud.


Damn I am ranty yet again. :rant:

Yours in Jesus, the intelligent designer, the holy interior decorator, the inventor of the calf skin cross, the human tapestry, our lard. Amen............... :evilgrin:

On edit, seemed a bit too aggressive, I toned it down. ;)