Reply #5: The BushMess Song

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Chimp's nuts roasting on an open fire

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Cocaine nipping at his nose

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Quagmire killing goes on by the hour

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Despite Bush wearing flightsuit clothes ... everybody

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Knows plastic turkey and a missle strike

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Help make Fox's bottomline bright

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Tiny Iraqi tots with their homes all aglow

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Will find it hard to live the night ... they know more

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Shock and awe is on its way ... they know that

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Chimpy still has lots more Arabs to slay ... and every

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Mother's child will stop to spy ... to see if

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Flightsuit chimpanzees again will fly........

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And so I'm offering this simple phrase

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To kids from one to ninety-two

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Although it's been said many times many ways ... Merry

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BushMess, George, FUCK YOU!