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frogmarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 12:51 PM
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3. Yes, UU "churches"
are a blast. One of my sons is UU, and I've attended some of the meetings. The coffee was great, and so were the discussions.

Here are some of my favorite UU funnies:

Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

If you walk into a UU church and see a woman kneeling with her head bowed, it means that she is tying her shoelace.

If an airplane were about to crash, some of the passengers would cry, some would pray, but a Unitarian minister would try to organize a committee on air safety.

A visitor was asked afterward how she had liked the Unitarian church. "That was the strangest church I ever went to," she said. "The only time I heard the name Jesus Christ was when the janitor fell down the stairs."

What is the meaning of Easter for UUs?

Easter is when Jesus comes out of his tomb, and if he sees his shadow he goes back in and we get six more weeks of winter.


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