Reply #1: Spoken like a real good dad: "Please don't break your neck!"

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http://www.press-citizen.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051010/NEWS01/510100318/1079

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In his first trip back to Johnson County since his presidential campaign, Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., told a group of Democrats gathered at Elizabeth Tate High School that the party has a lot of work to do.

"We're fighting for the heart and soul of our nation, for who we are as a civilized nation, as people around the world look at us," he said.

"Americans are good hearted people; Iowans are good hearted people. But do you see that translated into policy?"

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After his speech, Kerry met with local grassroots organizations, shook hands and even signed a Tate student's skateboard.

Cassandra McWane, 15, said after Kerry signed her skateboard he offered her some advice.

"He was like, 'Please don't break your neck,'" she said. "It was awesome."

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I'm so sorry I had to miss this. OTOH if I had been able to go I probably woulda grabbed him and started weeping, and gone all Magistrate on him - Let's go get those Bush Bastards!