Reply #59: The FAA made a fatal mistake when it allowed nail clippers back on planes!

[Czolgosz]

With a really good lunge, you could fly through first class, unlock the cockpit door, and kill the pilot and co-pilot with a standard eyebrow tweezer or nail clipper.

As far as I'm concerned, anyone who wanted to track down the purchasers of box cutters or nail clippers or tweezers and kill them in an act of preemptive self defense would be completely justified (and I think that's currently the law in Florida, but don't ask for a link).

By the way, how many of the posts in this thread are sarcastic? Please tell me it's a majority.