So will night two of the Path to 9/11 be filled with

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Bush and his gang using "the Force" to fight off 1000's of armed terrorist drones for the first months of his term in office?

I suppose the narrative will be something like:
Thankfully they were able to shoot Darth bin laden's space pod and send it spinning into the mountain ranges of Afghanistan. Only three planes were able to break through the heroic force; and we know what happened to them. A fourth made it into the airspace of middle earth but was shot down by R2Condi Rice. Bush even took out the death star and nobody noticed; making it back in time to read a book to children. Too tired to get up and afraid his batman suit might show through his men's warehouse attire from the sweat of a hard intergalactic battle, he sat and chewed on the inside of his lip. Too proud to brag of his heroics he has kept silent as to his secret and multiple superhero personalities/identities. We should be so thankful that al qaida has had minimal success reconstituting itself because of the skillful strategery of the force. But here tonight we learn of them all for the first time.

Intermixed within all the heroics the Clintonistas were filmed selling off white house paraphernalia on Ebay and getting strippers, hanging out with sweaty middle eastern men, and partying all night long with the proceeds from the sales. What was left over was used for Hillary's Senate campaign and Bill ecstacy/blow habit. He lost all that weight during a rehab stint for a crystal meth. addiction. The before and after photos of this meth. head were shocking. He had been eating his skin for the last 5 months in office. He was all pot marked from picking.

Disclaimer: Richard Clarke warned us he would sue because we took dramatic license with Heir Pretzeldent's pajamas collection. The narrative constructed contains completely accurate statements alongside fictionalized original material that does not resemble any other show, movie, or play in anyway. Remember this is a docudrama based on the 9/11 report. And this disclaimer in no way indicates Prez. Bush's secret identities relate to his childlike bedtime habits. Every boy needs his Mr. Incredible jammies.