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George and Laura are at the ranch tonight - it is Pickles 60th birthday. She will talk George into firing Rummy. She has been out campaigning and knows how much trouble they are in. She does not want to move to Paraguay.
Her theory will be - if you take Rumdumb off the table by Sunday and before the article comes out in the Military Times you can stop the hemorrhage. It will show that you have taken control because you are a manly man.
The announcement will say something like - After talking with my wife (because her numbers are way better than his and to prove he is not gay) and because Rummy does not want his tenure to be the focus of attention in these important times - I have decided to accept his resignation ... Also, now that Saddam has been brought to justice his work is done, blah, blah, blah.
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