Teddy's Methlab Ministry, speeding on to the promised Gland...

[Hubert Flottz]

:sarcasm:

For a $10.00 faith offering, you get a brand new ribbed condom that Teddy himself has manually inflated, tank tested and blessed.

For a $50.00 bill, you get a half a gram of Teddy's special blend of super high speed marching to victory powder.

For a $100.00 faith offering, you can get a gold embossed copy of Teddy's little black book, with all the really hot numbers in red.

For a cool $1,000.00 cash, you can get Ted's 90 minute video titled, "The Evil Clenis Menace" and also included is one glorious night with Teddy and George, to watch and discuss the Clenis video in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Hell, it's only money!

Edit... :sarcasm:

:sarcasm: off... I wonder how much of the taxpayers cash Teddy has gotten from Bush so far?