My Letter to Focus on the Family re Anna Nicole Smith

[BjohnsonMN]

Dear Mr. Dobson,

I am writing to thank you for all the support you have given to the Bush Administration. You have stood by Mr. Bush through tough times. When it was revealed that the administration was giving a press badge to a gay prostitute, you stood proud alongside the President. When porn star Mary Carey attended a Republican fundraiser you stood up and said yes, you support the same agenda that this porn star supports. And when Laura Bush revealed that the President tried to a milk a male horse, you continued to stand proud knowing that the President practices bestiality.

Now the President needs your help again. You see there is a Playboy Playmate that the President thinks needs our support right now, and we need you to put your moral authority up front and stand up for the rights of centerfold women. Anna Nicole Smith showed that she believed in the sanctity of marriage when she was a 26-year-old topless dancer, and decided to marry an 89-year-old oil tycoon. She showed her true love and commitment to this man, and now that the man is dead she believes it is her god given right to get his money. This is true love and commitment, and we believe that Focus on the Family should show the same commitment to this holy matrimony. As a bonus if you take up this case you can stand up for another issue you have spoken out strongly on, that issue is spanking. You see from what I understand Anna Nicole Smith believed in spanking to, and always spanked her former husband when he was a bad boy.

We thank you for your time and dedication in standing up for our moral values, and hope that you will continue to support the Presidents priorities by standing up for this Playmate of the Year.

Sincerely,
Bjorn Johnson

Yes, I really did send this letter and I hope some other DUers will contact Mr. Dobson as well to advise on this issue. If I get a response I will post it here.