The ULTIMATE progressive cred quiz!!!!1

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Kindly take this brief quiz, which will be a useful guide in
determining progressive cred amongst various DU members. Each answer is worth a
certain number of points, but you will be kept unaware of the point
value until later. You are allowed to select multiple choices. Report your
answers so other members will know, once and for all, if you are a
freeper.

Scoring:

-10 to 0 points: You are a hardcore freeper!

0 to 9 pts: You are republican light

10 to 20 pts: You are a centrist

20 to 30 pts: You are a moderate democrat

30 to 40 pts: Liberal democrat

40 to 50 pts: Left wing extremist


1. Smoking/Drugs/Drinking:

a) I smoke
b) I don't smoke
c) I want all smoking banned in public
d) I want all smoking banned in public and private places
e) I drink alcoholic beverages
f) I smoke marijuana
g) I do hardcore drugs every now and then


2. SUV:
a) I drive a Hummer
b) I own one
c) I refuse to buy one
d) I won’t buy one but I’m OK if someone else does

3. Vegetarianism:
a) I don’t eat meat
b) I eat meat
c) I am a member of PETA

4. Mountain top rescues:

a) Rescues should be free and plentiful, regardless of danger or responsibility of climbers
b) If you climb in bad weather, freeze in hell!
c) We should rescue people but require them to pay back money
d) Darwin's theory of natural selection should play out


5. Pitbulls:
a) Should be banned
b) Are great dogs
c) None of the above

6. Cats:
a) Are annoying
b) Make great pets
c) No opinion


7. Impeachment:
a) Impeachment is a waste of time
b) We should impeach ASAP
c) We should impeach when we get the facts


8. Michael "Kramer" Richards:
a) Racist
b) Angry
c) Funny

9. Rape:
a) Should have identity revealed, just as man does
b) Should always wait for trial before judging
c) Race sometimes plays a role in the court of public opinion
d) Is sometimes the woman's fault
e) The Duke/LaCrosse players are guilty!!!!1
f) The Duke accuser is lying!!!11
10. Pedophiles:
a) Lock them up for life
b) Execute them, if necessary
c) Can be rehabilitated
d) Should have special license plates denoting their status
e) Should never be allowed anywhere near children

11. Illegal Immigration:
a) for
b) against
c) illegals should be deported
d) employers should be punished
e) we need a fence
f) children born to illegals shouldn't be citizens
g) I like Lou Dobbs coverage


12. Affirmative action:
a) For
b) Against

13. Gay marriage:
a) For
b) Against


14. Favorite 2008 Hopeful:
a) John Kerry
b) Al Gore
c) Hillary Clinton
d) Barack Obama
e) Vilsack (forgot his first name)
f) Dennis Kucinich
g) Ralph Nader
h) Arnold Schwarzenneger
i) Undecided

15. Al Gore:
a) Used goods
b) I don't forgive him for 2000
c) He should run in 08
d) He shouldn't run in 08

16. Barack Obama:
a) His name is too similar to Osama/Saddam Hussein
b) He is articulate
c) He's too inexperienced
d) America is not ready to elect a black president

17. Hillary Clinton:
a) She's a woman, ewww!
b) She's a great senator
c) I want her to run in 2008
d) I don't want her to run in 2008

18. Iraq:
a) Pull out troops now
b) Orderly / timetable exit


19. IWR vote:
a) I forgive /would vote for democrats who voted for IWR
b) I don't forgive/ will not vote for democrats who voted for IWR

20. John Kerry:
a) I want him to run in 2008
b) I don't want him to run in 2008
c) I don't like John Kerry
d) I really like John Kerry


21. Dennis Kucinich:
a) He should run
b) He shouldn't run
c) He looks funny

ETA to add 2 extra choices under rape question.

Also, undecided/unsure default to choice X.