Reply #87: I always find out which church they're from.

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Then, I call their pastor up and ask him why he's got people in his church wasting their time on the least effective mission technique in the book. Usually, the idiot starts quoting St. Paul and how he said to go door to door, and then I ask him if St. Paul would do that today, with our entirely different culture and technology issues. After he rants for a bit, usually asking me if I believe the Bible literally, I ask him again why he's wasting God's resources and tell him to pray on that.

I love to mess with them. ;)

As for the poor saps going door to door, I tell them I'm a Christian and that they shouldn't waste their hard-earned time and money on me and only take a flyer so I can call their pastor.