Molly Ivins greatest line puts it to the homophobes.

[Cyrano]

I was reading a Molly Ivins column and something she said made me chuckle and recall one of the best lines she had ever written.

Her book, "Molly Ivins Can't Say That, Can She?" is a collection of various columns she's written over the years. She writes for many different publications, some of which allow obscenity.

The column I recalled was one about the Texas legislature passing an anti-homosexual law. I can't remember her exact wording, but this is pretty close:

"Right after the vote, the two men who had sponsored it shook hands. By doing so, they broke the law they had just passed that made it a crime for a prick to touch an asshole."

You just gotta' love Molly Ivins.