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Tehran, Iran -- At an extremely early press conference President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced Iran had produced enough U-235 for a single nuclear weapon. Ahmadinejad gave his announcement in front of an image of a nuclear explosion, with a caption roughly translated into English, "We have joined the club of nuclear weapons."
It remains unclear how this will affect American plans to use nuclear bunker-buster bombs against facilities producing the uranium.
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