If anybody really needs some good laughs today, read this message board

[nosillies]

http://boards.live.com/MSNBCboards/thread.aspx?ThreadID=51363&BoardsParam=Page%3D1
Does the latest terror threat make you afraid to fly?

The idiots are out in force.

If you can't read them all, here are some of the main take-aways:

1) The world is the horrible shape it is today because Monica gave Bill a blow job
2) In times of trouble, we must always do everything Bush says because he is always right
3) Jesus is very busy keeping "good" Christians safe on planes
4) God is working hard to kill Muslims, 'cause it's the right thing to do
5) Muslims should never be allowed to fly again
6) If you think that drinking your own breast milk is kinda gross, then you must be anti-American and you should just move to the Middle East. See #2.