Reply #53: Well. after 100 minutes, here's what I've "learned" from this piece of

[TahitiNut]

... cinematic feces.

You can identify a 'terrorist' by the sheen of sweat all over his unwashed, unshaven face along with eyes that furtively look left and right. These are obviously people who hate us for our freedom to use soap, water, shampoo, antiperspirant, flushable commodes, and Gillette blades - not to mention laundromats, dry cleaners, and steam irons. All of the aforementioned items are unavailable to 'terrorists' along with stuffed furniture, vacuum cleaners, and any kind of cleaning products. The only Muslims who bathe and wear clean clothes are in the Pakistani military.

One of the reasons the 'terrorists' don't bathe and wear clean clothes is because, as this fecal feature points out, they've killed all the women wherever they've been - except for when they're in strip bars, sloshing down alcohol like all terrorists do, apparently. (Maybe that's why they have those "hangover sweats"??)

The Americans working outside Washington are heroes and the only thing stopping them from wiping out all terrorists all over the world are the bureaucrats who can't seem to stop partying and going to dinner and getting blow jobs long enough to give approval for the "good guys" to arrest all the bad guys. Despite the best cellular technology - without signal drop out ANYWHERE - the good guys are always being put on hold.

The most important death in the first WTC bombing was the young, pretty, personable, pregnant woman (freshly bathed and wearing clean clothes, of course) working in the booth behind the glass that became shrapnel.


It seems to me that we could wipe out terrorism if we merely exported a few billion dollars worth of bathrooms and laundromats.

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