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TahitiNut

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Tue Oct-24-06 03:40 PM
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8. Newsflash: The attention span of the electorate is 12-18 months (per GOP)

There's an old, old joke ...

A woman was seeing her gynecologist, complaining that she couldn't get pregnant.
"Tell me about your marital relations," the doctor asked.
"Well, I shower, dress in a negligee, and lie in bed while my husband sits on the edge and tells me how good it's going to be," she said.
"What does your husband do for a living?" the doctor asked.
"He's an IBM salesman," she answered.

We can now change the end of the joke...
"He's a GOP spokesperson," she answered.

Is anyone getting tired hearing about how good it's going to be?

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