Look what Jim Hightower found.

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How pathetic is this? Let's celebrate the good times in 2007 with a victory party. I wonder if the money could have appropriated for something, well, more appropriate?

Big news, folks! I have inside information that George W’s war in Iraq will end sometime next year – and it will end in victory for the U. S.

My information comes from a single paragraph tucked deep inside the Pentagon’s voluminous 2007 spending bill, recently passed by congress. It authorizes Bush to designate “a day of celebration” for the “commemoration of success” by our troops in Iraq. The bill also appropriates $20 million “to observe that day with appropriate ceremonies and activities.”

More here.