Reply #11: I think Dave is listening...

[Hubert Flottz]

I can smell Dave all the way here in West Bye Gawd...the boy is STRONG alright!

Edit...A little bird told me about some chatter he picked up...

It seems that Rep. Bob L. ran into Sen. Davey V. in a bar the other night, where mister V. had been drinking for several days, trying to forget his many troubles. As they were walking home from the bar Bob caught wind of a foul smell wafting from the direction of the orneryable mister Davy V. It prompted Bob to ask Davy V. the following question, "Gawd Damn Dave, did you shit yourself?" To which Davy V. mumbled under his booze saturated, stale, beer breath, "NO!"

They walked on a couple of more blocks and Bob caught a very STRONG and very unmistakable whiff of poop again and it prompted him to ask Davy V. again, "Gawd Damn Dave did you shit yourself?" Again Dave answered, "NO!"

Bob then reached around behind Dave and jerked his huggies all the way down to his knees and when he did so, he discovered that Davy's lower body was covered with Doo-Doo and his funky assed diaper was full of it too. This prompted Bob to exclaim, "I thought you said you didn't shit yourself!" To which Dave replied, "Oh, I thought you meant TODAY!"

I don't think Dave can weather the SHITstorm and govern.