Reply #24: It's crap like this...

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...that makes me want to stab Dennis Miller to death:

"...Normy's connecting through Atlanta and flying on prop planes to a community college that's so far out in the sticks the mail rider has yet to arrive with the message that The Great Mailer is currently more out of the loupe than a jeweler with conjunctivitis..."

"...I don't want to appear to pick more nits than a father-and-son Spider Monkey team who know they're being followed by a National Geographic film crew..."

I've never liked him. Even back in the day before he became a right-winger I couldn't stand to listen to his schtick because he just sounded like an idiot. Too much of his crap sounded like the above quotes. And he always had that smug look on his face while reciting this shit. Ugh.