Reply #3: Great stuff!

[LeftishBrit]

And the Bush made his plans and he started to shove
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he heard some uproar
From some damned leftie types who just didn't love war!

The Bush had been caught, with the Blair overseas,
By some strong Democrats and some Labour MPs
And by lots of plain people who let out a cry,
"Why on earth do you want to drop all those bombs? WHY?"

But, you know, Bush and Blair were so smart and so slick
They thought up a lie, and they thought it up quick!
"Why, our dear leftie pals," these two criminals lied,
"Saddam has big weapons to use on OUR side!.
In 45 minutes he'd use them! Oh dear!
"So we'll fight them all there, so you won't have to here!."