Warning: do not focus on Rudi's penis

[salinen]

I think it may be a mistake to point the lens at Rudi's crotch. This could work in his favor. Think about it? The hetero/hate filled/handgun/He-man/hallelujah party is having a real "family values" problem. Need only mention Vitter, Foley, Haggert or Craig and the "values voters" clamp their sphincters hard. Rudi represents straitness, albeit adulterous straitness, and that's almost holy for today's GOP crop. Sure, Rudi's penis is being tailed by the Paparazzi. And Rudi does cross-dress, but that shows his hetero-confidence. In fact, the Gross Old Pervs are so desperate for male imagery that they'll overlook "Choice" and "Gun control" and Adultery and Kerik and Louis Vitton airline tickets just to have that imagery.

It is time to take a "hands off" approach to Rudi's Rudeness.