Obama, Hillary, and Edwards walk into a bar...

[The Straight Story]

Obama: "I think I will have some blue agave Tequila."

Hillary: "I will take a shot of Jack with some coke."

Edwards: "Give me some Captain Morgan, on the rocks."

Meanwhile, over at DU.....

Headlines:
"Obama loves Nafta, chooses Mexican drink over American - and one too expensive for most people"

"Hillary is a drunk and is getting pac money from Coke!"

"Edwards does not represent the little man, else he would be drinking an American made Bud Light!"

"Our candidates went drinking together, but Dennis was not there - why did they leave him out??"

And so on :) Add you're own...