A parody for the primaries.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

Don’t You Dis My Candidate
(To the tune of I Just Want To Celebrate – Rare Earth)

Don’t you dis my candidate
On GDP or GD
Don’t you dis my candidate
Or mock me in the Lounge

I scan the topics and look for
Any mention of the name
And I pepper spray the thread
With avenging lead, all is flame

Listen cuz I’m telling you
Don’t you dis my candidate
On GDP or GD
Don’t you dis my candidate
Or mock me in the Lounge

Dontcha know that I’m infallible
Yes above reproach I stay
Aww c’mon it’s only kerosene
All is Dragonplay , or so I’m sellin you

Don’t you dis my candidate
On GDP or GD
Don’t you dis my candidate
Or mock me in the Lounge*

Godsdamitt, you will all bow down
Godsdammitt cuz I’m profound, I’m profound, I’m profound,
I’m profound, found

And it really bothers me zero
Who is hurt by what I say
Abusing is my line and it’s My Dime, so I’ll say

Am I repelling you?
Don’t you dis my candidate
On GDP or GD
Don’t you dis my candidate
Or mock me in the Lounge

(Repeat. Do percussion.)

*Do the vocal bridges in your head. There’s no reason I should be doing all the work here.