Billo Hates the Vets

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Billo Hates The Vets
(To the tune of: Bennie and The Jets – Elton John/Bernie Taupin)

Say, did you hear Captain Loofah
I’ll keep it short and sweet because a little dumb’ll do ya
It seems that Homeless Vets do not
Exist in town
Not even those out side his building
Barely three blocks down

(ch)
Hey Annie and Seanny, have ya seen Bill yet
I guess he just stepped out
Billo hates the Vets
Would you please tell Mr. Blunderful
That this has gone beyond obscene
Forgotten Soldier dies
And still he lies
And now he’s building his own guillotine, oh
B-b-b-billo hates the Vets

Billo, playing to the brainless
Passing out the blinders
To try and make it painless
Dish out your drivel
But when targets prove too strong
Cue the Taken Out Of Context Chorus
To erupt into song

(ch)

Billo
Billo
Billo
Billo hates the Vets