Bush "I have no intentions of reading the book ...Because its a book..."

[greenbriar]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/bush-refuses-to-read-mccl_b_104013.html




On a day when Washington was abuzz with the news that former White House spokesperson Scott McClellan had published a tell-all memoir, President George W. Bush offered his personal reason for not reading it.

"I have no intention of reading Scott McClellan's book," Mr. Bush told reporters, "because it's a book."




jebus the man is certifiably stupid it almost sounds like it could be true :)