Reply #11: They call me at least once every couple months because:

[Captiosus]

a) My late father was a long time member;
b) My late father, being prideful, submitted my information to their Eagle Scout database.

So they call me every couple of months spewing their crap asking me to join.

In 2004, I told my dad exactly what I thought of the NRA:
"A democratic candidate could stand there with an AR15, two .50AE caliber desert eagles strapped to his side and a pump shotgun in a sling-back holster screaming, 'I LOVE GUNS! GUNS ARE AWESOME!', and the NRA would still give him a "F" rating and sponsor the republican candidate."