So my roommate pissed off a republican today

[Occulus]

He went to Meijer to buy some things and cashed a check while he was there. Now, for those of you who don't know about how they do this, part of the cashing procedure is to put a thumprint on a little sticker they give you, which is then affixed to the back of the check.

While he was doing this, the clerk told him that soon Meijer would be getting a new system which will store your thumbprint on file on their computer network- making it available to every Meijer location nationwide.

He didn't much like this, and said as much, to which the clerk replied, "Well, if you haven't done anything wrong, you don't have anything to hide!"

:eyes:

So, (punchline time) he looked at her and deadpanned it:

Don: "What's your last name, then?"

Clerk: "Well, I don't think you need to know that."

Don: "Well... when's the last time you had sex?"

Clerk: *stammer* *stammer* *stalk off* *door slam*

And the other clerk quietly chuckled. I guess the first one must have had something to hide...