Reply #3: Teach the controversy!

[laconicsax]

I want to see kids learn that the Abrahamic god spoke the earth into existence on October 23rd, 4004 BCE. Teach the controversy!
I want to see kids learn that Marduk created the sky and the Earth from Tiamat's body. Teach the controversy!
I want to see kids learn that Odin created the Earth from the body of the frost giant Ymir. Teach the controversy!
I want to see kids learn that the Damballah created the earth by slithering across the waters and shedding his skin. Teach the controversy!
I want to see kids learn that the sky and the sea collided, creating three gods and the Earth is the aftermath of the battle between them. Teach the controversy!
I want to see kids learn that Atum masturbated, his ejaculate had sex with itself, and gave birth to the sky and the Earth. Teach the controversy!
I want to see kids learn that the water beetle created the Earth from mud brought to the surface of the water. Teach the Controversy!
I want to see kids learn that the sky came down to have sex with the Earth and the other gods got the sky to back off by smoking tobacco. Teach the Controversy!
I want to see kids learn that Lake Titicaca sprang out of darkness along with Con Tiqui Varacocha and the first humans. Teach the Controversy!
I want to see kids learn that the first humanity separated sky and earth so they could have some breathing room. Teach the Controversy!

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