Reply #23: Glenn Beck speaks in code of his youthful teabagging days:

[Morning Dew]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,589808,00.html

Back when I was a kid, kids had real games ... that routinely featured someone like me getting a ... ball right to the face. I mean, that's what growing up is really all about.

Now, for anybody who went to school with me, you can testify how much I sucked ... . But I learned from all of my disastrous failures ...: With failure comes consequences.

You see, I got the ... ball in the face a lot as a kid. I was always picked last. I got — I got hit so many times it really wasn't pretty. You know what happened after getting hit by this thing several times? I realized ...I'd better learn how to make it another way unless I wanted the imprint — the pattern — of this ball, right here on my face for all eternity.