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Reply #11: I agree. How many sparrows make up a chicken? There are lots of them around me. [View All]

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AnArmyVeteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 07:17 PM
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11. I agree. How many sparrows make up a chicken? There are lots of them around me.
How about corn, seeds and bugs? The doctors will need to feed their chickens. We're going to have to start a new government agency overseeing all of the different animals going to doctors. And a new standard will have to be adopted, like 10 sparrows = 1 chicken. 25 mice = 2 chickens. 100 chickens = 1 cow and so on.

Trading services will also be adopted, like painting the doctor's house. But if I go in to see the doctor with a broken leg how can I paint his house if I can't walk?

TRUE STORY: Last Saturday I was moving a chair in the living room and two very young possum slowly walked under my end table. They must have walked through the cat door to eat their food. I gently coaxed them outside and gave them food and water. Possum are such gentle creatures. I would never bring one to a doctor, unless it was a vet to have it treated. But that raises another question. Why will the vet take for payment? People? Soylent Green? Oh my god, it's come to this!

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