Reply #22: A joke

[KansDem]

Rush Limbaugh is rushed to the hospital with a golf putter half-way up his ass.

“What happened?” asked the emergency-room doctor. “I don’t know!” replied the famous radio personality, “I invited Ann Coulter to play golf with me. We were teeing off on the first green. Being the gentleman that I am, I let her go first. She hit a nice, straight drive right down the center of the fairway. I sliced my ball in the rough. She chipped onto the green, coming with a few feet of the cup. I hooked my ball past the green and into the sandtrap. I was able to chip out of the sandtrap and onto the green, although not anywhere near the cup. She used her putter and sank her ball with one try. It took me three tries to get it in the cup.”

“As I was bending over to retrieve my ball, I said, ‘Anne, this looks like your hole.’ The next thing I know, I’m waking up here!”