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She is a half-bright, cheap-ass, snowbilly grifter, with all of the intellectual heft of Goober Pyle. She is slightly less eloquent than George Bush coming off a three-day drunk. She makes Miss Teen South Carolina look like a Rhodes Scholar. If Elmer Fudd and Betty Boop had been magically able to spawn an actual child, that's who Sarah Palin would have cheated off of in high school. She has the soul of Joe McCarthy, the empathy of Pol Pot, and the strategic timing of Wile E. Coyote. She is, in short, the single dumbest famous person to appear on the national scene since Foghorn Leghorn (although lacking the big rooster's understated charm). So fuck you, Sister Sarah. Fuck your "I quit" work ethic; fuck your "abstinence only family values" which resulted in a pregnant teenage daughter; fuck your bleating about "leaving my family alone" as your tote your Down's child around like some sort of talisman; but most of all, Sarah, just plain fuck you. Thus endeth the rant.
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